Be quiet for your Granny small person
While I Velcro you Huggies on tight,
Your Mum needs to pay off the bankcard
So sheís working real late tonight.
So drink up your Ritalin small person
With me there is nothing to fear
Your Dadís coming home in his Hummer
With a Blue Tooth stuck in his ear.
Iíve defrosted a small personís dinner
Iíll microwave it very soon
Feed you from melamine dishes
With a plastic disposable spoon.
So be quiet for your Granny small person
Chill out, as you watch DVDs
Iíll buy you an I-pod tomorrow
You can download whatever you please.